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Not your average coffee mug — this one lays pipe and roasts your ex. Perfect for plumbers, tradies, or anyone who knows how to get the job done, it proudly declares:
“I lay more pipe than your ex on OnlyFans.”
Built for strong coffee, strong laughs, and stronger comebacks. Gift it, sip from it, or just use it to remind everyone who the real pipe-layer is.
• Ceramic (won’t crack under pressure, unlike your ex)
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
laying pipe
$19.50
“I lay more pipe than your ex on OnlyFans.”
Built for strong coffee, strong laughs, and stronger comebacks. Gift it, sip from it, or just use it to remind everyone who the real pipe-layer is.
• Ceramic (won’t crack under pressure, unlike your ex)
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!